blub blub

swimming around in a bowl all day
must be nice to live that way
given plenty of leslie love
with food that's sent from up above
fake green plants are lots of fun
eat each other up 'til there's only one
that man on the bottom is so fake
as is this water, it's not a lake
the sun isn't real, just a switch
and the orange girl goldfish?
what a bitch
i want a little bowl all to myself
no others to fight with
i'll have all the wealth!
the food will be mine
as will the water
and if anyone comes by
their children i'll slaughter
my fake rocks and scuba diver
my oxygen and bacteria deprivers
i swim around to make weird faces
though i'll never actually travel
to far off places
hey, that's okay
as long as i'm fed
better to be alive
than off somewhere dead

written by leslie and mikey
5/21/01